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DirtySexyJonas chpt. 2

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Author: jbrokz2

***I got an honour for my channel! You guys are amazing and with just one chapteryouve already got me many subbs. Thanks a million and TELL YOUR FRIENDS! I cant stress it enough. jbrokz shall live on! And ILuvKeNiJoe..read her stories. They are flipping fantastic! Plus shes just awesome! Wooot! COMMENT RATE SUBSCRIBE!**** *Next morning at school* Joe: hey Maya. Looking sexy. (wrapped his arms around Mayas waste and breathed in her scent.) Maya: Joe! (laughs) get off! What has gotten into you! (preys his arms off of her but he pushes her playfully into her locker, pinning her.) Joe: oh nothing, I just think you look great todaybest bud. (smiles slyly) Maya: NawI just think your horny. (giggles) Joe: Damn straight. (Brushes his lips against her neck) Maya: Dude Im your best friend, NOT your fuck buddy. (Pushes him off) Now go and fuck a cheerleader and stay the hell away form me until your dick gets sucked. (walks off toward class) Joe: (to himself) Rape it is then. *with Nick* Teacher: Class, get your private study out and get to work. Its due Monday. Lisa: Frig I hate this work. (slams her head against her books.) Nick: (looks at her and get hot and bothered) What do you hate Lisa? Lisa: private study. Nick: oh. (moves his desk over and connects it with hers) Id sure like to study your privates. (put his hand on her thing and lightly squeezes it. Lisa: Fuck off jack ass! Nick: I wish I could go fuck myself off but I just think its more fun with a hot girl like you. Teacher: Mr. Jonas! Is there a problem? Nick: No. not really. Lisa: Liar! Theres a problem Mr. Anderson. Teacher: Then Nick, go sit at the back table then. Nick: (picks up his tuff and moves to the empty back round table. A slutty girl Ashley winked at him on his way there. Nick smiles at her.) Ashley: (looks back at Nick doing his work. She bits her lip and moves down her chair. She get on her knees and crawls under Nicks table.) Nick: (Sees someone go under and looks to Ashleys empty desk. He feels somebody undo his zipper to his jeans and then opens the buttons to his boxers) Oh fuck. Ashley: ( Grabs Nicks dick and rubs her hand up and down it. Hears him quietly moaning then licks all up the side and back down again. She switched sides doing the same thing. She then put her mouth over the tip and swirled her tongue around.) Nick: Holy shit, Ashley your going to get us in fucking trouble! (trying to hold back moans) Ashley: (lets him know she doesnt care by putting his whole dick in her mouth. She sucked it as hard as she could and as fast. Nick was moaning like crazy. H then cummed violently in her mouth making Ashley moan. She spit it out on the floor and zipped Nick back up.) Nick: Holy shit Ashley, youre a beast! Ashley: (out form under the table and looking at him) Why would you want a virgin, inexperienced virgin like Lisa, when you could have a very experience pleasurable girl like me. *ooooohhh.its on now ladies and gents. But hopefully just ladies cause damn, youd be one weird guy!*

GDCS Commercial #1

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Author: goddamncookingshow

Tags: attack bailey biting boxer chef commercial cooking damn dog GDCS god head max show sous the

A quick little commercial to let you know that the God Damn Cooking Show is back and better than ever! A new episode should be out by Saturday (11-22-08), but don't get your hopes up if it isn't, due to Twilight, soccer and just plain laziness.

166,000 Nagasaki Bombs Of Depleted Uranium Ammunition A Day

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Author: DUraniumABioWeapon

Tags: adventure culture destination landmark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lKZCHYuSLg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytnYQHlsv1c The whole documentary pt 1 n 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DVhUcld4oY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcpjan6kZ4E don,t take it personal,u think u know life ,goggle Depleted uranium , did u know the U.S. has blasted 4.3 million atoms bombs worth of depleted uranium all over this planet , the whole world get outraged when a country sets off a nuclear weapon but u don,t blink a eye when they blast depleted uranium every where,that will kill 80 % of humans with cancer,thats a fact !!, instead u play video games and worry about tattoos,while u and everyone u know will die of cancer because ur too smart to be told anything,u have no priority's u think attacking people who piss u off is great but u know nothing, watch terror storm or end game on goggle video so u can actually have a purpose in life don,t worry about tattoos and what people think ,u have to wake up someday and face reality i have to say to people if u ever wake up don,t forget to take ur Prozac i have rectal cancer from sitting on boxes of depleted uranium ammunition i live in a hospital bed for 8 years my time is almost finished i,m ashamed of the lies the gov told me and sent me to war doped up on gov pills blasting depleted uranium that will infect the earth for at least 10,000 years giving everything cancer insects,birds,plants,water,air ,every house in Iraq is full of depleted uranium they all have cancer and u have ur video games best wishes to you and your loved ones

guys and girls cant just be friends chapter 3 part 3

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Author: xJonasObsession3x

Tags: BROTHERS JONAS

Kevin: Off to Toronto Jessica: WHAT!? *Emily didnt get it at first but then she understood. Jessica and her looked at each other and walked to the back.* Emily: Is he kidding? Jessica: No! Emily: We just have to make sure that they dont mention us! Jessica; Well thats gunna be pretty hard considering that everytime during Cant Have You we go out there!!!! Emily: Sam doesnt know. Brooke doesnt care. Everyone we know is going to be there Jessica: Im actually pretty tired so well deal with this is the morning ok? Emily: Ok.. *They walk back out and join the others. Nick put Kassy in her bunk. Joe and Kevin were talking. They quickly stopped when Jessica and Emily walked back out. Out of no where Emilys leg started to vibrate. Damn she walked to her bunk and answered the call* Emily: Yes Sam? Sam: Hey Em. Im goin to see the Jonas Brothers tomorrow eh? Emily: *trying to sound happy* Greaaaat Sam: Are you gunna be there? Emily: Oh trust me. Ill be there. Sam: Do you think im stupid? Emily: Huh? Sam: I know your dating Joe. It doesnt take a genius to figure that out. Emily: Woah when did you get such an attitude? Sam: I am your cousin. Emily: True. Well ill see you tomorrow then.. Sam: Sure bye *They both hung up and suddenly Emily felt not so bad. She walked back out to join the others. She got at least a couple texts from friends. Hey were goin to see the Jo Bros Yo guess where ima be tomorrow night bitch? and so on. Not all of her friends knew that Emily Jessica and Kassy were dating all 3. So it was around 12-12:30 when the girls went to bed* *That morning* *Emily slowly opened her eyes only to see Joe standing there watching her. She smiled blinking her eyes as he handed her roses.* Emily: *yawns* Whats this for? Joe: I just felt like getting you these. Nothing special *he winked* Emily: It is to *she took the flowers and hugged him.* Joe: Hey. We have a big day today. Are you ready? Emily: *yawning* Yea. *They both walked out to see Jessica and Kevin making out on the couch. Any food? Joe asked. little busy here Kevin said finally coming up for air.* Emilys POV: Jessica looked at me and smiled. What was she so happy about? She was the one who was nervous about this whole thing. Hey.. this is really random but I need the computer.. Normal POV: *Emily signed onto Facebook and in her status she put Emily is dating Joe Jonas. And my life is changing. Anyone who reads this you will believe me in Toronto. She immediately got about 6 comments about it and read them.* Kevin: Hey wheres Kassy and Nick? I havent seen them since last night? Jessica: Yea me neither.. *Jessica got up off the couch and opened the bus door. Right there she saw Nick and Kassy about to walk in with ice cream in there hands. Jessica screamed then noticed it was them and laughed* Kassy: Jeeze. Could you be any louder? Jessica: Sorry. Well were heading for Toronto this morning.. *nudging Kassy with her elbow* Toronto!!! Kassy: *she shook her head* Yea so? Jessica: *she walked over closer and whispered in her ear* What was it? What are they going to do about that night?